Gynecologist Smacks Down TikTok Bro Who Thinks Vaginas Should Smell ‘Like Water’

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October 30, 2021, 8:26 am

There are so many different sides to TikTok and the algorithm sometimes helps you avoid the side you don’t want to be on. But when something goes viral, you might end up seeing it, especially if it crosses paths with someone in your TikTok universe.

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TikToker @mamadoctorjones has almost one million followers on the platform and it seems like she sees all. She came across a post from a guy named Josh Pelton, in which he disparages the beautiful vagina. Since Doctor Jones is a gynecologist, she decided to step in and educate him a little bit about the human body.

In his original TikTok (which he has since deleted), Pelton is mouthing the words to a sound about things being “disgusting” and over it is written the words, “When her [Cat Emoji] smells like anything but water.”

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I don’t want to editorialize too much about him, but his facial contortions make me want to slap him. Dr. Jones stitched the video, and she did not hold back as much as me.

“Hey, bud you seem a little fragile,” she began. “So I’m going to come at this without saying anything about the fact that you look like you smell like dirty socks and regret.”

She continued, “I’m a gynecologist, and you’re the reason that people are uncomfortable with their normal body. Not a damn body part on you smells like water, nor should it. A vagina should smell like a vagina and nothing else.”

It’s true! It’s not really normal for any part of your body to smell like water, because water mostly smells like nothing and we are corporeal beings. Maybe Josh Pelton should make love to a cloud, or the tank on the back of a toilet if he likes water so much.

“Whether that smell is bothersome or not only matters to the person who owns a vagina,” Dr. Jones continued. “Now, I know this may come as a shock to you because you’ve never been allowed near a vagina your whole life, but you need to grow up. And then someone maybe will let you near their vagina with consent.”

The comments have a fair number of dudes showing up to try and “correct” the literal gynecologist and say there are unhealthy smells the vagina can have. Which she never said wasn’t true?? Having an STD and having a healthy vagina that doesn’t smell like water are not really the same thing.

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But most people seem to get her point:

Though there might be a reason why Josh Pelton doesn’t get it:

Oops.

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*First Published: October 30, 2021, 8:26 am

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