Don’t Worry About What’s In The COVID-19 Vaccine If You’ve Done Any Of These 25 Things

December 6, 2020, 8:38 am

With a COVID-19 vaccine finally on the horizon, some conversations are turning towards how many people will actually take it, and whether it’s safe to do so.

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Three former presidents have already agreed to take it immediately when it’s available, to encourage public trust in science — something President Trump has constantly undermined throughout the pandemic but now suddenly wants people to believe in. And doctors have long tried to explain to anti-vaxxers that vaccines are carefully tested and the risks from them are extremely low.

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But still, concern remains for some.

For others, that concern is bordering on comical, knowing how much absolute garbage humans put in their bodies throughout their lifetimes. And the mockery that comes with pointing it out has become the latest popular joke format sweeping across Twitter.

So if you’re at all worried about what might be in the COVID-19 vaccine, scroll through some of these tweets and see if any are relatable — if they are, well, don’t worry about it, right?

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If you have ever drank a 4lokos don’t worry about what’s in the Covid vaccine

— Pretty Pennywise (@izzysaks) December 4, 2020

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bro you used to get kicked in the head and not wear sunscreen in the middle of july for fun at warped tour you don’t need to worry about what’s in the covid vaccine

— yeah i’m still emo, so what? (@ThyArtIsMemes) December 6, 2020

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If you let dogs lick the inside of your mouth don’t worry about what’s in the covid vaccine

— frances (@mistermamas) December 4, 2020

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If you eat McDonald’s sober, do not worry about what’s in the Covid vaccine

— Léon (@LC_623) December 4, 2020

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if you shared water with strangers at a concert you do not need to worry about what’s in the covid vaccine

— dollar store philip seymour hoffman (@dshvndvr) December 5, 2020

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If you ever used the bathroom at CBGBs, don’t worry about what’s in the Covid vaccine

— Xeni Jardin (@xeni) December 4, 2020

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if you went to penn state and used the ranch dressing from the communal ranch bucket at canyon pizza then maybe don’t worry too much about not knowing what’s in the vaccine

— 𝕤𝕦𝕟𝕗𝕝𝕠𝕨𝕖𝕣 (@spinubzilla) December 4, 2020

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if you’ve gotten Galveston water in your mouth do not worry about what’s in the COVID-19 vaccine

— jose? (@dirtandroses) December 4, 2020

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If you’ve ever been to Burning Man, do not worry about what is in the COVID vaccine (unless you have a known allergy to common vaccine ingredients, because my friends get the fun rare allergies) https://t.co/aIiOPCAsXT

— Azure ‘Disarm Racist Pigs’ Lunatic (@azurelunatic) December 4, 2020

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If you ever stood under the big bucket at the the water park and let the water recycled from the kiddie pool wash over you, do not worry about what is in the COVID vaccine

— Carly (@nuclearcarly) December 4, 2020

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if you ate corn dogs served by your public high school, you do not need to worry about what’s in the covid vaccine

— delete (@celerypie36) December 4, 2020

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if you smoked the random blunt passed around to everyone at a frat party please do not worry about what is in the covid vaccine

— my name is fatih not faith (@MakeThatVanRock) December 4, 2020

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This one really gets me. Between your phone pings & GPS, Car GPS, debit/credit card usage… y’all really think the government isn’t already tracking you?!

— Name Cannot be Blank (@missadrialise) December 4, 2020

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If you ever swam in a Myrtle Beach hotel pool or sat in a hot tub, don’t worry about what’s in the COVID vaccine.

— Redneck Kaily Griswold (@thedailykaily) December 5, 2020

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if you’ve ever used a bathroom at a university of Alabama fraternity house…. don’t worry about what’s in the covid vaccine

— sknicks (@sknickersbar) December 4, 2020

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If you ever zamboni’d off the beer pong table at a frat party, don’t worry about what’s in the covid vaccine

— Alex Bauer (@_its_al_pal_) December 4, 2020

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If you’ve ever used a porta potty in the philly sports complex, you don’t have to worry about what’s in the covid vaccine.

— morgalorian (@moclifff) December 4, 2020

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If you ever attended a Phillies or Eagles game at the Vet you don’t have to worry about what’s in the Covid vaccine.

— Brooklyn (@Brookie425) December 4, 2020

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if you eat american cheese, you don’t have to worry about what’s in the covid vaccine

— ˗ˏˋ tony ˎˊ˗ (@voguetony) December 5, 2020

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If you go through multiple JUUL pods a day you do NOT need to worry about any possible long term effects from a COVID vaccine

— Emma (@emmaswannyyy) December 5, 2020

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If you’ve ever walked home barefoot from Gallettes DO NOT worry about what’s in the covid vaccine

— Anna Rae Clark (@annaraeoflight) December 4, 2020

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If you’ve ever drank a blackout bucket from Harry’s, do not worry about what’s in the COVID vaccine

— Alex Brehm (@ajbrehm24) December 4, 2020

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if you’ve eaten food from hub mall u do not need to worry abt what’s in the covid vaccine

— mekwan kâpawiw (@capn_han) December 4, 2020

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If you’ve used the first floor bathroom of Davis Library at UNC then don’t worry about what’s in the Covid vaccine

— Eyad Atieh (@EASoccerStar) December 5, 2020

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*First Published: December 6, 2020, 8:38 am