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September 18, 2021, 7:34 am
When you look around at all the weird creatures already populating this green earth, it sure seems like whoever was cooking up new species in God’s kitchen had some fun with it. That’s not even counting all the animals we’ve driven into extinction.
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It doesn’t seem like any new species are gonna drop anytime soon, but it’s fun to imagine what we’d like to see pop up in the middle of the rainforest someday.
That’s the premise of the question posted by u/Spikeblast64 on Reddit, who asked,
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“If god came to you and gave you permission to create any living creature, what would you create?”
A lot of people were very environmentally minded, coming up with animals that would help out with the whole dying planet thing. Others were more about immediate pleasure and having a very tiny and cute companion, which sounds great, too. As long as we’re using our imaginations, let’s have a tiny cute companion that cleans micro-plastics out of the water system. Why not! Our imaginations will never be climate-destroyed.
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a money sh-tting kangaroo —marktamblin
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The cat-sized giraffe from that old DirecTV commercial. Never have I ever seen something entirely unobtainable and wanted it so badly. —NoButThanksAnyway
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Garbage gobbler that eats all of our garbage —Coolius69
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Babelfish. —DemocraticRepublic
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A creature that grants me additional wishes. —Xerxes2004
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A creature that ate carbon dioxide and crapped out bricks of carbon and exhaled oxygen at higher metabolic rate than trees do. —Professional-Row-605
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Puppy sized elephants —TwentyThreeHeiress
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Phase 1: create gnomes
Phase 2: ?
Phase 3: profit —cinemascifi
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A cat for cats, that way my cat can live the “stop meowing there’s still food on your bowl” experience from my side. —Cat-aclism
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A dogerpillar, to chase after the caterpillars. —red_west_la
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Shapeshifters, cause then it can be whatever you want. —notaveragepsycho
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algae that is able to breakdown plastic but can survive on other stuff too —Fresh-Yesterday2873
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I’d create Yoshi —InfernoFlameBlast
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Fire ferrets from Legend of Korra. They’re like a cross between ferrets and red pandas—NSA_Agent_Bobbert
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Something equally as fucked as a platypus. Probably the size of a bear, would make it bioluminescent for no reason, like a platypus. Would probably make it fly in a kind of bee situation where it’s against physics that it flies, but it somehow can.
You know what? A flying, bioluminescent bear sounds pretty cool to me. —quzooh
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Definitely Pokémon —drivendreamer
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A unicorn for my little sister. —CitizenGirl21
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I would take the base of a bird, about the size of a robin. Give it the sheer speed of a falcon, with the manueverability of a hummingbird. It never needs to sleep and is comfortable around humans, friendly to kids. Dogs and cats dont feel the need to chase or eat it. And lastly….
It feeds entirely on FLYING ASSHOLES (wasps, hornets, mosquitos, junebugs) with sick precision seen only in serial killers.
P.s. will also groom your other pets and eat those parasites too —Lance4494
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Half elephant, half rhino.
What’s it called?
El-if-I-know. —cinemascifi
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Polar bear dog —hatsnatcher23
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Manbearpig —fxprogrammer
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Highly intelligent dodos so they can become aware of what we did to them and declare war on us. All nations will unite against the common enemy and for a brief moment there will finally be peace among all people regardless of race or gender, but at a terrible cost. Dodos will eventually replace us as the dominant species. We will then be given the option to either be enslaved or flee to space. That, or giant axolotls. —mynameisnotareri
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Rain forests that would fight back. —Looieanthony
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Dogs that live as long as humans and with no health issues. —AimlessWarrior715
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Sasquatch —yourTriggered33
*First Published: September 18, 2021, 7:34 am
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