December 17, 2020, 2:52 pm
With his time as a wacky Donald Trump lawyer coming to an end, Rudy Giuliani now needs to find another way to make $20,000 per day, and it looks like he’s taking a page out of Alex Jones’ book by selling terrible products on his YouTube channel. In a recent ad, Giuliani hawked cigars and useless gold coins by promoting promotional codes like “RUDY20” for discounts on these things most Trump supporters probably can’t afford.
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This cigar-peddling interrupted Giuliani’s latest video, titled “Joe Biden: Top Of The BIDEN CRIME FAMILY Totem Pole.” And he didn’t even make it fun by drinking something clearly nasty or fearmongering about the coming apocalypse sure to be ushered in by Democrats.
“If you want a good cigar, go to a good cigar shop,” he says. “You want the best? Go to Famous Smoke Shop. Let Famous Smoke deliver your favorite cigars right to your doorstep at America’s lowest prices.”
At least you can tell Famous Smoke Shop and American Hartford Gold that you’re Rudy Giuliani’s close personal friend.
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“Tell them Rudy sent you!” says the lawyer.
Just to see what would happen, we assume, The Recount had one of its video guys call American Hartford Gold to say “Rudy sent me” as soon as someone answered. After a long pause, the employee seems to realize what Brennan Murphy is talking about.
“You know that’s nice of him,” says the man on the line. “We love Rudy. We just put Rudy on board as our spokesperson just 10 days ago. So it’s really all new and we’re really excited to have in on board. Him and Bill O’Reilly.”
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Indeed, American Hartford Gold has also landed the coveted and very relevant endorsement of the former, fired-for-sexual-harassment Fox News commentator Bill O’Reilly.
You’d think that Giuliani could at least shill for Four Seasons Total Landscaping. We understand why he’s not selling men’s hair dye, but he owes the Four Seasons.
As usual, people are all over making fun of Rudy for this latest career move.
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*First Published: December 17, 2020, 2:52 pm
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