‘There’s Literally Gonna Be No One Fun There:’ Twitter Dunks On Christian’s Sign About Getting Into Heaven

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October 20, 2021, 7:15 am

The Christians who stand around protesting everything under the sun all at once are a special kind of breed. They usually show up at comic conventions, or outside of major concerts, or even just walking down the street screaming about repentance and carrying signs about how everyone who isn’t exactly like them is going to hell — all super normal things in super normal places to stage protests.

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One sign, in particular, is making the rounds after being shared on social media and targeting just about everyone under the sun.

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There are some familiar tunes in the list of people who supposedly aren’t entering heaven, including homosexuals, Muslims, porn lovers, and adulterers, but there are some fun new additions as well. Sports buffs, hardcore gamers, and the pope are apparently all banned from passing through the pearly gates.

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As the sign attempts to attribute this laundry list of supposed sins to Revelation 21:27, it’s worth noting that the verse actually just claims “nothing impure” nor “anyone who does what is shameful or deceitful” will enter the “new Jerusalem” Christians believe will be in play following the whole end of the world situation — but it does not give a list of what that involves.

So with that lil factual error out of the way, let’s look at some of the best reactions to this saga of a sign.

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…you play your music in the sun?

— Voxelundead (@Undeadsalesman) October 19, 2021

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The one that’s tripping me up is “pope.” The rest of them are aspirational, but that’s just, like, a job. https://t.co/bhTuIHsssz

— My Name Is A Killing Word (@marcbernardin) October 19, 2021

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If there was one thing that Jesus continually railed against in the New Testament, it was hardcore gamers. Also sports buffs, but only if you were into teams that were major rivals to the teams Jesus was into. There should be an asterisk there. https://t.co/qmIi6f9n1O

— James Gunn (@JamesGunn) October 19, 2021

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But with no-one to mansplain to, except each other, sounds more like Hell for them. Or at least Purgatory

— Fiona Murphy (@FionaMurphee) October 19, 2021

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Like what about some occasional sudoku or solitaire on my phone? Asking for my whore friend.

— Lori Rasmussen (@LoriRasmussen) October 19, 2021

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I love watching these lists expand over the years.

“Hardcore gamer.” Of course. Cuz if religion doesn’t have a monopoly on your time and attention, it’s not happy. https://t.co/sag8BQaXKs

— Iron Spike (@Iron_Spike) October 20, 2021

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*First Published: October 20, 2021, 7:15 am