Trump Complains About “Massive Dumps” Of Votes During Fox News Interview, Poop Jokes Happen

November 30, 2020, 12:39 pm

Donald Trump is still hard at work pushing the unsupported idea that widespread voter fraud cost him the 2020 election and that he could somehow win in spite of numerous legal losses on the subject. Despite recent spats with the network, Trump did an interview with Maria Bartiromo on Fox News claiming that what he’s now calling “massive dumps” of Biden votes happened.

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“This election was over and then they did dumps , they call them dumps, big massive dumps in Michigan and Pennsylvania and all over,” Trump rambled. “If you take a look at, you just take a look at just about every state that we’re talking about, every swing state that we’re talking about. And they did these massive dumps of votes. And all of a sudden I went from winning by a lot to losing by a little.”

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Aside from the inevitable poop jokes, Bartiromo was also criticized for giving Trump such an easy interview that CNN contributors called it “t-ball” and “propaganda.”

“Watching Maria is like watching an infomercial,” wrote Amanda Carpenter. “‘Can you tell me more about how, how this blender could really make me a smoothie? Please show me how!’ This is the level of questioning we are seeing here.”

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Let’s be clear. Maria Bartiromo is not interviewing the President rn. She is providing him a free platform to feed his base talking points uncontested. (Yum yum!) This is propaganda. I’ll be discussing this and more with @brianstelter next hour on CNN.

— Amanda Carpenter (@amandacarpenter) November 29, 2020

At the same time, Senator Rand Paul is getting himself in the news by jumping on the “dumps” train, claiming that “4 data dumps” during a certain time period in four different states cost Trump the election. These “dumps” appear to be reports of vote counts in the days after Election Day, when, as predicted, heavily Biden-leaning votes by mail arrived and began to be counted.

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But Trump and his allies refuse to connect these simple dots, so, dumps.

Interesting . . . Trump margin of “defeat” in 4 states occurred in 4 data dumps between 1:34-6:31 AM. Statistical anomaly? Fraud? Look at the evidence and decide for yourself.(That is, if Big Tech allows u to read this)

Anomalies in Vote Counts; https://t.co/DgBlYj9zUP

— Senator Rand Paul (@RandPaul) November 29, 2020

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None of this is helping Trump shake one of his more brutal nicknames.

“After the revelations of former Celebrity Apprentice staffer Noel Casler, that Trump routinely soiled himself, ‘massive dumps’ is probably the last words Trump should use when spreading his bonkers conspiracy theories,” wrote musician Bill Madden before using the hashtag #DiaperDonnie.

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It wasn’t long before #MassiveDumps was trending on Twitter.

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*First Published: November 30, 2020, 12:39 pm