Twitter User Proclaims Cooked Meat Is For “Cucks”

There are so many bizarre takes on Twitter that sometimes it’s impossible to tell a bit from someone being unfortunately serious about something ridiculous. 

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That’s the head-scratching position many are left in after an account by the name @aristopurp tweeted out their lamentations about having to switch back to eating meat that’s been cooked instead of downing it raw.

Yes, you read that right.

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“After repeated bouts of bacterial infections, hospital visits and chronic diarrhea I will be eating my last raw meal for the unforseeable future,” @aristopurp wrote, alongside a photo of what looks to be raw beef arranged unappetizingly on a plate. “Back to eating a cooked burnt diet like a cuck.”

After repeated bouts of bacterial infections, hospital visits and chronic diarrhea I will be eating my last raw meal for the unforeseeable future.

Back to eating a cooked burnt diet like a cuck. pic.twitter.com/mutfaHg7cW

— Crypto de’ Medici (@aristopurp) April 1, 2021

If this is a bit, he’s been making a run at it for months now, chastising others for a willingness to “blindly accept McDonald’s” while holding higher standards for raw meat and suggesting there is some sort of greater conspiracy to keep humanity weak by making raw foods hard to access.

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Unfortunately, the simpler answer is just this guy really believes that “the booked burnt diet paradigm truly is for cucks” and has some odd affinity for “Twitter seeing [him] as the raw meat guy.”

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And sure, Twitter does see him as that. But it may not mean exactly what he thinks he does.

That really was the best part

— Fairy Gothmother, MD (@jenny2x4) April 1, 2021

Perhaps he just ascended to a plane where there’s no access to twitter

— dani purdes (@DaniPurdes) April 2, 2021

Drinking one gallon of milk a week with my meal of raw ground beef and inventing a new kind of toilet trouble

— Chasten Your Petebelts (@antitractionist) April 3, 2021

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Pretty lame to want to enjoy the taste of your food and not die from eating it

— Fairy Gothmother, MD (@jenny2x4) April 1, 2021

It’s experimental archeology

— Fred Price #REJOIN (@EchoSerenityXb) April 2, 2021

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Fellas, is it gay to kill harmful bacteria present in food?

— Jables Supreme (@Zombie_Noir) April 2, 2021

Apparently, at the end of the whole thing, @aristopurp first decided he would find a way to continue the raw meat diet, and then claimed the whole thing was an April Fools joke—and that he would never give up eating raw meat.

Thanks for all the advice. I’m seriously considering continuing and pushing through. I’ve been drinking pedialyte daily to make up for the fluids lost. If anyone has tips on how to continue on this raw meat diet without the side effects I’d appreciate it.

— Crypto de’ Medici (@aristopurp) April 1, 2021

April fools bitches..

I’ve gone more than a year eating a raw primal diet.

Raw meats, rotten meats, raw fats, raw cheese, raw dairy.

Raw sex.

Everything raw.

I had you all fooled I was another burnt cooked foods cuck, nah I’m a raw primal diet CHAD.#rawchadsunite https://t.co/16EPiAirpr

— Crypto de’ Medici (@aristopurp) April 2, 2021

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Regardless, there’s no good end to this story.

Cook your meat, folks. It’s not a sign of weakness, it’s just a sign that you like staying alive without making yourself unnecessarily ill for Twitter clout.

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*First Published: April 6, 2021, 7:03 am