‘I’m Not Into Golden Showers’: Trump Addresses Republican Donors At Private Retreat

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October 15, 2021, 7:56 am

Donald Trump made quite the unexpected splash this week when he spoke at a private retreat for the National Republican Senatorial Committee in Florida and insisted that he doesn’t like golden showers.

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It’s hard to forget the dossier that promised the world the existence of a recording of Trump instructing Russian prostitutes to pee on a bed that Barack Obama once slept in, although it has never been verified as real.

Trump has previously falsely claimed he wasn’t even in Moscow during the year the tape was reportedly made, but for the most part, it was something the world laughed at for a few minutes before moving on to the next outrageous thing that happened during the Trump presidency.

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But at Thursday’s retreat, he brought the topic up completely unprompted. “I’m not into golden showers,” he said. “You know the great thing, our great first lady — ‘That one,’ she said, ‘I don’t believe that one.’”

The sentiment was shared amidst renewed lies about election fraud and Trump insisting that he reinvigorated the dying Republican party. 

But pretty much everything else he had to say was overshadowed by the jarring declaration, at least online.

Donald Trump’s incoherent insistence that he’s not into golden showers is all the proof you need that the sweaty degenerate warthog is absolutely definitely into golden showers

— Jeff Tiedrich (@itsJeffTiedrich) October 15, 2021

Nobody:

Not a single living soul:

The former guy: “I’m not into golden showers.”

— BrooklynDad_Defiant! (@mmpadellan) October 15, 2021

My Not Into Golden Showers MAGA hat has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my hat.

— Liam Donovan (@LPDonovan) October 15, 2021

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Best advice I could give: live a life where you don’t feel compelled to announce “I’m not into golden showers” in front of a crowd of strangers. https://t.co/cnv6Z74Wl9

— Steve Hofstetter (@SteveHofstetter) October 15, 2021

It’s absolutely normal. It’s the first thing listed in my Tinder bio. And let me tell you- women appreciate that. Well GOOD women. The BEST women, actually. They often compliment me on my candid honesty about it when we do the sex. Which we do. Frequently.

— Exasperated Heathen (Not racist, FYI) (@sillygoth) October 15, 2021

And peed on all the remaining drywall.

— Lee in Iowa #TeamPelosi (@Lee_in_Iowa) October 15, 2021

Apparently Trump felt the need to rant to a room full of GOP donors that he’s not into “golden showers”.

Guess he was really pissed.

— Shari Lynn (@LynnSharig8) October 15, 2021

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Just to be clear: You did say “tingle,” right?

— Will Saletan (@saletan) October 15, 2021

There are inspirational political leaders and then, as always, there’s Trump. 

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*First Published: October 15, 2021, 7:56 am